caffeineguy (caffeineguy) wrote,
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What Every Man Wants: A Shark Stapler.


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Around this time of the month, you'll find many people wishing Jesus had been born a few weeks after December 25th so that they had more time to buy presents. Others just start worshipping the Devil, figuring this makes them exempt from Christmas. Before you hand over your soul to the dark lord to avoid mall parking, however, check out the following:

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For you desperate last-minute shoppers who have no clue what to get, I suggest a glassware set featuring a naked guy peeing and weeping into a lake. Or a bouquet of tulips that's actually a table lamp. You can find these and other whimsical, artsy gifts at Uncommongoods.com.

And if you order by this noon, Pacific Time, December 19th, you can get it by December 24. You can order noon on Monday and request expedited delivery, or order on Tuesday and request express delivery. Your mom's sushi egg timer is waiting.

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