caffeineguy (caffeineguy) wrote,
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New Year's Pics.



Me and a giant 1.5 liter bottle of lust.

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For the first time in years, none of my friends organized a New Year's party. So for 2004, we were scattered like the Hebrews across three or four different celebrations. This New Year's Eve consequently felt a bit anticlimactic ... up until the part I got shitfaced.



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One thing I love about Asian people is that a lot of them are short. Sometimes I like to pretend that they're my children, as demonstrated on the left photo - unless it happens to be someone I need to have sex with. But unfortunately there are Asian people that are taller than me too, like the guy in the right photo. Back in prison, I was his wife and baked him cookies. Fortunately our divorce was amicable.

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Right before this picture was taken, a space satellite plummeted to the earth, right into the side of my head. The good news is that I now get 200 channels. The bad news is that they're all in Mandarin.

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Some people try to make themselves stand out from the crowd by exposing their genitals on public transportation, but a buddy of mine does it by never EVER looking at the camera. It's something he's done for years. But thanks to Photoshop I've been able to fix that, as seen in the second photo. After midnight, however, he told me he was going to change and look at the camera for once, as he's doing in the third photo. But I fixed that as well.

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I've gotten pretty good at taking pictures of myself, and I took a ton of self photos right after midnight. I think that hat was slowly cutting off the circulation to my head, because my face had trouble staying the same color.



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