caffeineguy (caffeineguy) wrote,
caffeineguy
caffeineguy

Lunch With Dad.

ME:

Oh Good God.


DAD:

What's the matter?


ME:

You're wearing lady glasses.


DAD:

Man and woman can wear same style of sunglasses.


ME:

Your lenses are pink.


DAD:

Light red.


ME:

With rhinestones forming a heart on the corner.


DAD:

That's okay. No one notice.


ME:

You look like Korean Liberace. People at the other tables probably think we're on a date.


DAD:

Really? This is woman sunglasses huh?


ME:

Let me get rid of these and buy you a pair of manly glasses. I never wanted you to be fashion-conscious, Dad, but at least try not to cross-dress your eyes.


DAD:

That's okay. I wear these only in the car for driving.


ME:

What, with your matching pink skirt and cowgirl boots? I'm throwing these away dammit.



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