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Subject:From Twitter 04-23-2011
Time:03:08 am

  • 17:19:34: Finally watched Before Sunrise late last nite (before sunrise). To my friends who raved about this movie for so long: WTF is wrong with you?

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Subject:From Twitter 04-22-2011
Time:03:07 am

  • 14:52:43: @Clammy42 I think we've already established that you are not of this world. And not just b/c of the incorrect way you consume corn dogs.
  • 14:56:53: @jpark1203 If her poo is made of Lucky Charms, then I applaud the fairy princess's excellent taste in breakfast cereal.
  • 15:48:07: Videos like this make me want to have children: so I can dress up like the Easter Bunny & scare the crap out of them. http://bit.ly/2f11mf

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Subject:From Twitter 04-21-2011
Time:03:08 am

  • 11:05:19: If you've got 22 minutes to kill, kill it with the explicit version of the Beastie Boys short film "Make Some Noise." http://bit.ly/f4bB2N

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Subject:From Twitter 04-20-2011
Time:03:08 am

  • 13:29:47: Just witnessed a woman eating a corn dog without mustard. NONE. If this doesn't prove that aliens walk among us I don't know what does.

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Subject:From Twitter 04-18-2011
Time:03:08 am

  • 14:16:59: Trying to combat Monday morning with a double-espresso-shot coffee was like fighting a forest fire by peeing on it. Time for a triple shot.

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Subject:From Twitter 04-14-2011
Time:03:15 am

  • 15:28:45: Still amazes me that most women don't poop at least once a day. They approach digestion the same way they approach getting ready to go out.

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Subject:From Twitter 04-13-2011
Time:03:07 am

  • 19:56:18: The first 5 miles, where I'm racing the sunset down PCH, car filled with the smell of ocean & bonfires - that makes the commute less shitty.

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Subject:From Twitter 04-12-2011
Time:03:08 am

  • 14:24:36: Banksy said what he hated most about advertising was that it attracted all the bright, creative & ambitious people. Is he a comedian too?

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Subject:From Twitter 04-09-2011
Time:03:19 am


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Subject:From Twitter 04-08-2011
Time:03:09 am


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Subject:From Twitter 04-07-2011
Time:03:09 am

  • 19:34:12: Wish my oven had a programmable timer so I could wake up to the smell of bacon-wrapped hot dogs. Most effective way to get me out of bed.

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Subject:From Twitter 04-01-2011
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Subject:From Twitter 03-31-2011
Time:03:08 am

  • 11:28:10: RT @eliroth: @DrBobParsons What the fuck is wrong with you? It's sick fucks like you that make me think Hostel could really happen. #NoF ...
  • 16:32:19: Walked outside to join the scantily clad people on the beach but felt out of place thanks to office attire. Might as well have worn a burka.

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Subject:From Twitter 03-30-2011
Time:03:08 am

  • 11:06:18: RT @DamonLindelof: Damaged people crash on damaged island. People fix each other, then island. All consumed in bright light. Yay! (or ...
  • 17:45:23: It's not even April yet, but this wins Drunk Dial of the Year - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yMiOTxidFs

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Subject:From Twitter 03-29-2011
Time:03:09 am

  • 18:11:53: @missbonnified Sad that the family split. But I can't stay away from the garlic sauce. It emits a heavenly glow when I open the container.

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